An Indian man known as a healer but also rumoured to have dabbled in “Black Magic” has died after contracting Coronavirus, a disease he claimed he could cure by kissing the hands of his devotees.
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Boris Johnson’s Government Fail to Sing Happy Birthday Twice Whilst Washing Coronavirus Hands
These are, of course, highly intelligent men, so it would go without saything that their restroom hygiene is obvioulsy without reproach, even though the names Hancock, Cummings (and Boris Johnson with his BJ initials,) may give rise to unfair suspicions.