Nigerians Blame Coronavirus Chuch Closures On Illuminati

If you live in the United States and you were starting to worry that half your countryman were going mad babbling incoherently about Qanon and the Illuminati, you are not alone.

That’s because in some other countries where there is widespread belief in primitive religions such as Christianity, many people also think that their governments are controlled by devil worshipping occultists.

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A country where people are saying similar things about their government to the United States, is Nigeria.

That’s right, Christians in Nigeria are clamouring for their churches to be reopened at full capacity so they can spread a deadly virus between each other thereby causing death on a type of “friends and family plan.”

Popular Nigerian website, The Will, ran a barking opinion piece this week claiming “The Gates of Hell have swallowed churches in Lagos, Ogun, and Abuja.”

The article went on to state:

“The paganistic, occultist, ritualistic and looting government officials have finally swallowed these churches in Lagos, Ogun and FCT with these stringent conditions. There is no justification for markets, parks, shopping malls to be opened without any adherence to social distancing while churches are hounded –if not for Illuminatic influence.”

Elsewhere in the article it states that some churches are losing out on attendances that could run into the hundreds of thousands on a single day.

Gleaning a little more through the article, it seems to be hinting pretty heavily that the curches are losing out on donation money.

They should worry not. I’m sure god will produce a miracle for the church owners if they prey hard enough. And well, I think we all know what gods son thought about money.

It’s not hard to find criminals in governments. It seems though, you are far more likely to find criminal perverts in churches. Wherever they are in the world.

Funny that.

God bless you all.


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